Ember.js Acquires React in Hostile Takeover, Demands it Learn Real Reactivity

for April 1st day, I asked GPT to make an onion headline... and OMG Chat GPT is savage. Originally posted on bluesky It reads: Ember.js Acquires React in Hostile Takeover, Demands It Learn Real Reactivity React agrees to add templates, router, and sense of humility. Vue.js declines to comment, just sips tea. Just

Apr 6, 2025 - 23:04
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Ember.js Acquires React in Hostile Takeover, Demands it Learn Real Reactivity

for April 1st day, I asked GPT to make an onion headline... and OMG Chat GPT is savage.

Originally posted on bluesky

see text below

It reads:

Ember.js Acquires React in Hostile Takeover, Demands It Learn Real Reactivity

React agrees to add templates, router, and sense of humility.

Vue.js declines to comment, just sips tea.

Just