Ah yes, microfrontends—because somehow, breaking your perfectly fine frontend into a convoluted mess of multiple frameworks, repositories, and deployment pipelines is the future™. "We need independent teams!" they scream. "We need better scalability!" they insist. "We need microfrontends!" they whine, without a single clue why. Let me tell you the real reason microfrontends exist: To make software engineers look smart while bleeding businesses dry.

Ah yes, microfrontends—because somehow, breaking your perfectly fine frontend into a convoluted mess of multiple frameworks, repositories, and deployment pipelines is the future™.
"We need independent teams!" they scream.
"We need better scalability!" they insist.
"We need microfrontends!" they whine, without a single clue why.
Let me tell you the real reason microfrontends exist: To make software engineers look smart while bleeding businesses dry.