LIZ JONES'S DIARY: Fat, old, bald men always try to flirt with me. Now I've finally found out what the man I've been texting looks like...
Him: 'This is incredibly exciting. I've been in a head spin, but I'm old enough to know now how to ground myself.'
Him: 'This is incredibly exciting. I've been in a head spin, but I'm old enough to know now how to ground myself.'
